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Dear Wilder: Bigfoot Bucket List | 8/21/2020

Added Bigfoot to our Bucket List

Dear Wilder My wife and I have recently retired after both of us working for over 40 years at a steel factory outside of Charlotte North Carolina. We met at the factory 35 years ago. Shortly thereafter we were married. We’ve never taken a vacation while working at the factory. We were good hard workers who showed up every day. For years we’ve been talking about a “Big” retirement adventure. We contemplated many things we would enjoy, like climbing Mt. Everest, Sailing around the world, and even going to an Elton John concert – in the end – we thought it would be the most exciting to spend our hard-earned retirement money on a lifetime adventure trying to find Bigfoot. What do you think? And, can you tell us about any recommendations you have about finding Bigfoot? BIGFOOT ON THE LOOSE

Dear Bigfoot: First, I would like to say, adding bigfoot to your bucket list is a fine addition. As a result of those all long years of service, you deserve a real adventure like finding Bigfoot.
Second, for the information you need, I recommend you first try #bushcraft #bigfoot and #bigfootdightings. And, then try #Sasquatch. They are great hashtags for preparing to find bigfoot.
Finally, please make sure you carry a super long selfie-stick, and when you do find Bigfoot make sure you take a lot of photos with him. The candid photo-bombs are best. Good luck, and I cannot wait to see you, your wife, and Bigfoot.

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